Robbed

I was planning this post in my head . . . its title was going to be “My greatest triumph”. The entire content was going to be a picture of me next to a score board. Sigh.

Saturday David and I met some friends for bowling. I haven’t bowled in years. Back in the day, I was on the Broadway Bowling league for two years. I bowled for the Broadway show 42nd Street. We bowled at the bowling alley at Port Authority. I was not good. Then came yesterday.

First game, a respectable 98. Second game, a less respectable 92. Then came game three. Frame 6 – STRIKE, frame 7 – STRIKE, frame 8 – STRIKE. I was trying to figure out my score (since the machine won’t score until there’s a non strike to score it off of). Then frame 9 – first ball 9 . . . my score went up, a breathtaking 133 with a frame and a half to go. I was already dreaming of my final score. Then came ball two, I released the ball, SPARE!!!!! So great was my joy, I did not notice the lights had gone off on our lane. We had paid for a set amount of time. Then to my HORROR, my spare was not scored, my last frame was never bowled, and my score was wiped clean.

In one moment,my greatest achievement, turned into my greatest disappointment. This BETTER not be a metaphor for my future.

Check Out These 4 Best New Knitting Books of 2025 from My Talented Friends (Perfect Gifts!)

Share:

Sales & Specials

Affiknity Hat & Mitten Set

$14.00 $11.00

MSRP:

Get Blog Posts, Offers, and Exclusive News from Patty

Be the first to learn about upcoming events, book updates, special coupons, and other offers only for Patty’s newsletter subscribers!

Related Articles

Behind the Scenes of Patty Lyons’ Knitting ER, Part 3: Meet Technical Illustrator Linda Schmidt

In Part 1, Franklin’s illustrations gave Patty Lyons’ Knitting ER: A Step-by-Step Guide to Fixing Your Knits, Before and After Bind Off its characters and ...
Read More

Rhinebeck Book Signing and Meet Up!

It’s almost time! Time for sheep, yarn, friends, sweaters and a new book! That’s right, I mean it’s almost time for Rhinebeck! The New York ...
Read More

Behind the Scenes of Patty Lyons’ Knitting ER, Part 2: Meet Book Designer Anna Wade

In Part 1 of Behind the Scenes of Patty Lyons’ Knitting ER, Franklin’s illustrations gave Patty Lyons’ Knitting ER: A step-by-step guide to fixing your ...
Read More